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December 01, 2005
Washing Morals
You know universe? God? Creator? Budha? Shabba? Ma'am? Who ever you are, I got a complaint.... here I am pockets stretched while yet another bill takes me to the cleaners, and it doesn't have to be this way!

Why couldn't you make me a lil less moral-full! Do you know how many "can't-tell-my- momz" jobs that are out here that I could do and "NOT" get arrested?!?! Do you know how much I can make selling my "dirty drawers?"

Somewhere in Japan sits a-fist-of-the-North-Star-phanatic-sexually-repressed- extra-small-(I take that back, he might use to the pump, or had an inplant)- "small"- endowed-dude with a bowl of rice, vexed 'cause he can not get his Bk Babe daily "sweat-traction" fix. And here I am washing them, not as readily i no shamely admit Foiled Again!!! And to think yesterday I went jogging too, that would of definitely took the NASDAQ up some on the Dirty Drawers stocks. I'm in the wrong country. Bump USD, I want Yen!

I came across and actual ad the other day in the Voice, for a dude looking for these, come to find out, its not even the new thang, but the "been in" thang. In Japan they have dirty underwear vending machines???? Why can't I?!?! Picture it, a BK BABE dirty vending machine, thongs galore; it be "krunk" to, playing different songs, for each undie you picked.... I'd have "Akanele" and "Luke" in heavy rotation. I'd have Sisqo back topping the charts!
Sssh! she's writing.. brooklyn babe12/01/2005 
21 Comments:
  • At 1/12/05 9:16 PM, Blogger sonyared said…

    Yeah Luke, Ak and Sisqo would surely be in heavy rotation! Just make the dirty thong,thong,thong,thong,thong song..It would probably sell good over in Japan and you can make the well desrved Yen(all might dollar)..LOL Funny post!

     
  • At 1/12/05 10:04 PM, Blogger toneec42 said…

    "I guess that's just how you was raised..." Don't you hate when your "values" get in the way of your wallet? Dayum!

     
  • At 1/12/05 11:17 PM, Blogger "N" Search of Ecstasy said…

    Yes indeed a funny post....

    'Dirty Underwear Vending Machine", WTF???? LOL

     
  • At 2/12/05 12:24 AM, Blogger Chubby Chocolate said…

    I've heard about this off phenom...You wouldn't really do it BB: Would you?! :-)

     
  • At 2/12/05 8:45 AM, Blogger Danielle said…

    whas up gurl
    just passen thru
    have a good weekend
    be safe

     
  • At 2/12/05 9:38 AM, Blogger Knockout Zed said…

    Send me a pair so I can see it they...uhh, pass muster. Yeah, I'd only be sniffing them to...help you...yeah, help you!

    *grabs the lotion*

    KZ

     
  • At 2/12/05 9:57 AM, Blogger K said…

    that job description sounds like a winner to me lol.

    but bkbabe, there are way more fulfilling things than wearing drawers and giving them to the next perv you see. and that is a great thing.

     
  • At 2/12/05 12:19 PM, Blogger Pizzle said…

    Trust me, if I thought anyone wanted to see my dumb ass naked, or wanted my dirty drawers, I'm a total whore...I'd sell my body in a second.

    Unfortunately...when there's no demand... ;)

     
  • At 2/12/05 1:01 PM, Blogger defiant goddess said…

    Lord knows I feel like that sometimes - thinking about all the things I *could* be doing ... Oi.

     
  • At 2/12/05 1:56 PM, Blogger Msnhim said…

    Your a Nut!!!!!

     
  • At 2/12/05 10:27 PM, Blogger LivingSingle said…

    You're too funny. Damn morals! There's money to be made!! lol

     
  • At 2/12/05 10:32 PM, Blogger BajanQueen said…

    I have nothing to say......

    You are to much for me Miss Thang!

    ~LOL~

    ~Smooches~

     
  • At 3/12/05 5:49 AM, Blogger Proactiff said…

    Mine would be to the tune of some ser'ous dirty South booty music. "Splack Pack be rockin' it, all the hoes be jockin' it..." Befitting. You think I could throw in the matching brassiere and make a li'l extra change?

     
  • At 4/12/05 1:53 AM, Blogger Brownsoul said…

    You can't be serious! OMG...that's just funny...crazy...strange, very strange.

     
  • At 5/12/05 1:06 AM, Blogger Rose said…

    This was too funny--"shaking my head"

     
  • At 5/12/05 1:27 AM, Blogger Deirdre said…

    I'm with Rose...you are a mess ma!:)

    The vending machine was a mess...no pun intended:)...lmao!

     
  • At 5/12/05 8:32 AM, Blogger Danielle said…

    hey gurl just checken in hope u had a great weekend.

     
  • At 5/12/05 9:05 AM, Blogger Brea said…

    LMAO - that is hilarious!

     
  • At 5/12/05 12:12 PM, Blogger brooklyn babe said…

    Morning, hope you all had a good weekend....

    @ Zed...w'hppen to last pair I sent U...lol
    Don't tell me you washed them!!!

     
  • At 5/12/05 12:58 PM, Blogger Curious1 said…

    That's a pretty funny post. What people would do for drawers... LOL!!!

     
  • At 5/12/05 4:00 PM, Blogger Dee said…

    Just when you think you've heard it all.............

     
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