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| December 01, 2005 |
| Washing Morals |
 You know universe? God? Creator? Budha? Shabba? Ma'am? Who ever you are, I got a complaint.... here I am pockets stretched while yet another bill takes me to the cleaners, and it doesn't have to be this way!
Why couldn't you make me a lil less moral-full! Do you know how many "can't-tell-my- momz" jobs that are out here that I could do and "NOT" get arrested?!?! Do you know how much I can make selling my "dirty drawers?"
Somewhere in Japan sits a-fist-of-the-North-Star-phanatic-sexually-repressed- extra-small-(I take that back, he might use to the pump, or had an inplant)- "small"- endowed-dude with a bowl of rice, vexed 'cause he can not get his Bk Babe daily "sweat-traction" fix.
And here I am washing them, not as readily i no shamely admit
Foiled Again!!! And to think yesterday I went jogging too, that would of definitely took the NASDAQ up some on the Dirty Drawers stocks. I'm in the wrong country.
Bump USD, I want Yen!
I came across and actual ad the other day in the Voice, for a dude looking for these, come to find out, its not even the new thang, but the "been in" thang. In Japan they have dirty underwear vending machines???? Why can't I?!?!
Picture it, a BK BABE dirty vending machine, thongs galore; it be "krunk" to, playing different songs, for each undie you picked.... I'd have "Akanele" and "Luke" in heavy rotation.
I'd have Sisqo back topping the charts!
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Sssh! she's writing.. brooklyn babe12/01/2005
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| 18 Comments: |
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"I guess that's just how you was raised..." Don't you hate when your "values" get in the way of your wallet? Dayum!
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Yes indeed a funny post....
'Dirty Underwear Vending Machine", WTF???? LOL
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I've heard about this off phenom...You wouldn't really do it BB: Would you?! :-)
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whas up gurl
just passen thru
have a good weekend
be safe
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Send me a pair so I can see it they...uhh, pass muster. Yeah, I'd only be sniffing them to...help you...yeah, help you!
*grabs the lotion*
KZ
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that job description sounds like a winner to me lol.
but bkbabe, there are way more fulfilling things than wearing drawers and giving them to the next perv you see. and that is a great thing.
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Lord knows I feel like that sometimes - thinking about all the things I *could* be doing ... Oi.
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You're too funny. Damn morals! There's money to be made!! lol
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I have nothing to say......
You are to much for me Miss Thang!
~LOL~
~Smooches~
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Mine would be to the tune of some ser'ous dirty South booty music. "Splack Pack be rockin' it, all the hoes be jockin' it..." Befitting. You think I could throw in the matching brassiere and make a li'l extra change?
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You can't be serious! OMG...that's just funny...crazy...strange, very strange.
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This was too funny--"shaking my head"
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I'm with Rose...you are a mess ma!:)
The vending machine was a mess...no pun intended:)...lmao!
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hey gurl just checken in hope u had a great weekend.
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LMAO - that is hilarious!
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Morning, hope you all had a good weekend....
@ Zed...w'hppen to last pair I sent U...lol
Don't tell me you washed them!!!
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That's a pretty funny post. What people would do for drawers... LOL!!!
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"I guess that's just how you was raised..." Don't you hate when your "values" get in the way of your wallet? Dayum!